حكم لاري (بالانجليزية)
© A day without sunshine is like night.
© On the other hand, you have different fingers.
© 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
© 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
© Remember, half the people you know are below average.
© He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
© Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
© The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
© Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
© A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
© Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
© If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
© How many of you believe in psycho kinesis? Raise my hand.
© When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
© Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
© How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
© Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
© What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
© Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
© Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
© Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
© Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
© Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your backside tomorrow.